1. I will not take it personal when someone I know unsubscribes from my newsletter. I will not take it personal. I will not take it personal.
2. I love a marketing idea with a little audacity.
3. Well, apparently “nursemaid elbow” is a thing.
4. Yes, there are poisonous snakes in Maine. But you probably won’t remember it.
5. Never designate a beneficiary on an account. It supersedes your will. How stupid is that?