1. Every time I go to Walgreen’s I end up in line behind an elderly woman buying hard candy.

2. Anthony Bourdain On Pain

3. My goodness you people are assuming so many things.

4. Worked in a kitchen? Then you know: Cooks Are Misfits.

5. Dear business manager, don’t mistake a maximization problem for a minimization problem.

1. What other profession can make a customer wait for an hour? I mean, you show up for a 10 AM meeting and sit waiting until 11 AM. Lawyer? Engineer? Teacher? Professor? Software Engineer? Banker? Then why – for the love of everything – do we allow this with doctors?

2. Find toil you enjoy, goals aside.

3. I’ve never been to a 3D sonogram and wasn’t a nervous wreck.

4. On the fence about it? Go to therapy.

5. Based on the work being done around here “Casual Friday” should be called “Idle Friday“. (Here is how to be idle – if you forgot.)