1. Uh. Why are all of you in such a hurry to get to work? I honestly don’t get it.

2. Looking for western fiction? Go read The Berrybender Narratives.

3. Wait. Maleficent was the good guy in that movie?

4. Ravi Zacharias was an absolute giant, if you want to know the truth.

5. My wife is making fun of me about it, but it’s still stuck in my head: