1. (SUV) – (Pride) = Minivan
2. Don’t miss, my most popular posts of 2019.
3. I heard this line somewhere and it made me laugh: “Three people can keep a secret if two are dead.” Google says that Ben Franklin said it. Sure.
4. Outside of a ridiculous amount of independent wealth, keeping your day job is not a bad idea.
5. Werther’s Original hard candy is completely underrated.