1. Movie parties do not work for first-grade girls. Everyone wants to play and talk over the movie, apparently.
2. What is it about driving around late at night in your hometown?
3. My only advice to myself after 10:30 PM anymore is to go to bed.
5. A sixth grader corrected me today at lunch (or tried to). She started in “Well technically…” Only a child or a fool could possess that kind of hubris.