1. For the love of everything – quit using five sentences when one will do.
2. Does a journalist have to go to journalism school and work at a network? Does a business person have to go to business school and work at a Fortune 500?
3. Yesterday I dropped my phone while walking on the treadmill at the gym. The treadmill ate my phone in less than ten seconds, ground it to a pulp. 🙃
4. What’s the problem, really?
5. Gym days are the best days.