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I would rather be a stuffed pigeon senator than a lowly house member.
A Congressman must be reelected every two years.
A Senator every six.
There is just a lot less campaigning headache there…
And I mean, who wants to be one out of 435 when you could be one out of 50?
The grass is always greener though, right?
I always wanted to be a senator, but it never worked out. What a life those stuffed pigeons have. Six years pretending to be statesmen. No wonder they thumb their noses at us sorry House asses perpetually running for reelection. Begging for bucks 24/ 7.
-Congressman X, The Confessions Of Congressman X