1. If you are a nameless member of an overly muscular security team in a Hollywood action film, be afraid. Be very, very afraid.
2. Don’t you ever type “Layed Off.”
3. Sunday nights, 9 PM to 11:59 PM, I rebel from normal life a little bit. Just a little bit.
4. Stop with the sales and discounts.
5. The secret, is that there is no secret.