1. “She played the fiddle in an Irish band
But she fell in love with an Englishman
Kissed her on the neck and then I took her by the hand
Said, Baby, I just want to dance” – Ed
2. No really. Call for help like this.
3. A/C and hot water heater shot on the same day. Come on.
4. Tupperware parties are legit for a reason.
5. Ok. Fine. Good-grief. I will CONSIDER a minivan.
