1. The sign says “no children in the hot tub.” Yet 10 of the 12 people in there are kids. Y’all are just bad parents.
2. Explain to me – using physics – how I “ought” to do something. Go ahead. I’ll wait.
3. And people. Heavens. The kiddie pool is not for rinsing your feet off after you walk through the sandy-beach portion of the lazy river.
5. Music + Legos > TV