1. I don’t like emailing people back in 30 seconds. I don’t want them to expect a 30-second reply.
2. If possible, let the natural consequences do the parental punishing.
3. Being a professional writer would be awesome. But I make more in 30 days as an investor than I have ever made writing combined.
4. Let’s give our children more hand-written notes.
5. Wife: “You have something weird on your lip. I don’t know how else to say that.”
Me: