1. My per-week consumption of Braum’s milkshakes is directly tied to my stress level. More stress, more shakes. The relationship has a convex function.
2. Leaving for college seems like it was yesterday – no joke.
3. Children discount leisure time in a way that adults are no longer capable of understanding. It’s an issue of supply.
4. Uh, that shot made me sick.
5. Three out of five on antibiotics seems high – for one home.