1. I make the layovers long – because airports feel like my childhood home.
2. So here it is, my Ode To Airports.
3. Date night tonight! Whoot, Whoot!
4. Toilet paper can be used for more than – well – you know.
5. How do you teach offense and defense and play a full-court basketball game with 1st and 2nd graders who can’t even dribble? It’s difficult – very difficult – if you want to know the truth.