
1. A panhandler asked me for money yesterday. I said βsorry I can’t help you.β He nodded and said, βthanks, welcome to the kingdom.β And now he lives rent-free in my head.
2. What’s the point of education?
3. Never underestimate how stupid and scared people can be.
4. Lisen to it three times and I dare you not to sing along. π
5. Ok. So are all the world politicians trying to kill the global economy?