1. A panhandler asked me for money yesterday. I said “sorry I can’t help you.” He nodded and said, “thanks, welcome to the kingdom.” And now he lives rent-free in my head.
2. What’s the point of education?
3. Never underestimate how stupid and scared people can be.
4. Lisen to it three times and I dare you not to sing along. 😉
5. Ok. So are all the world politicians trying to kill the global economy?