Thanksgiving goals for this year? π€
I try to do it right.
- Arrive fashionably late
- Don’t say anything too sarcastic or rude at the dinner table
- Overeat turkey, and everything else
- Go back for seconds until I feel pain in my stomach
- Fall asleep watching the Dallas Cowboys game
- Survive until dinner watching the kids play
- Eat 1/3 an apple pie for dinner
- Stay up late watching movies
- Shower and pass out in bed
Be incredibly thankful for a day – and a life – like this.