1. No really, why do couples start to look the same as time goes by?

2. What is the most permanent thing in the country? A temporary government program. Please fix it.

3. The greatest tool for the wealthy to hurt the non-wealthy is by suing them.

4. You are not doing this right if you don’t have a small glass bowl filled with Werther’s Original.

5. I love sheepdogs at work. 🤣

“Not now Linda, I’m working” 😅 pic.twitter.com/wcfkegsU96

— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) November 21, 2024

1. You can’t spell “families” without “lies.” -Robert Duval, Four Christmases

2. I think I contemplate sleep too much because I’m deprived.

3. Our best days are yet to come.

4. On American cotton gins.

5. This is how I feel at church nearly every Sunday. 🤣

Alistair Begg on knowing vs. feeling in worship.

This is magnificent. pic.twitter.com/adig18vIQW

— Matt Smethurst (@MattSmethurst) November 15, 2024