1. “If it’s free, it’s me.” Can’t remember where I heard that. Kind of illustrates the problem of treating economic goods like non-economic goods though.
2. You know any homeless engineers? Me either.
3. Who buttons the top button without a tie? Stop it.
4. Can we agree on the funny part of a joke?
5. Were you alive when that song came out? I was four. Forgetaboutit.