1.Uh, is my father-in-law hoping to poison me by always offering me expired food?
2. Animals were prosecuted because people didn’t tithe.
3. And who cares about that. Really. You are going to be dead soon. 100 years is MUCH shorter than you think.
5.I was unaware that you were a real man. But then, I noticed how loud your truck is, no muffler and all. Now I can’t believe how masculine you are.
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