1. You want home cooked food tonight? So, Cracker Barrel?
2. Good-grief there are like four or five big decisions in life. Don’t blow one of them!
3. Now everybody clap your hands: Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap.
4. I believe that specificity breeds objectivity.
5. Never ask: “Uh. Are you pregnant?”