1. No really, why do couples start to look the same as time goes by?
2. What is the most permanent thing in the country? A temporary government program. Please fix it.
3. The greatest tool for the wealthy to hurt the non-wealthy is by suing them.
4. You are not doing this right if you don’t have a small glass bowl filled with Werther’s Original.
5. I love sheepdogs at work. 🤣