1. As a father and homeowner, an unusually large portion of time is devoted to walking around the house and turning lights off.

2. Sleeping hacks are stupid. Just turn the lights out.

3. I am also the designated dog walker. Not sure how I got that job.

4. Draw that again. This time with a single line.

5. Alright, let’s re-balance the old 401k and see if that helps move this thing along any.

1. Never thought I would be the kind of guy scrambling over occasions where wearing a suit is required. But here I am.

2. Please, please. Pass it on.

3. Is everyone else as hungry as I am a few hours after lifting weights?

4. Found out what sublimation is. So there’s that.

5. I never wanted a mountain cabin till my last Ruidoso trip.