1. I hate, hate lawncare. It’s a list of more chores that you’re supposed to just start doing as an adult. Forget that. I never agreed to it.

2. Crazy that most comedians endured trauma of some kind.

3. I see you Cowboy Ciao, waiting for me again there at Phoenix Sky Harbor. I’m coming back soon.

4. How can a sheepdog learning the ropes be so endearing? I don’t know. But it is.

5. If you need a good laugh, I thought this was fantastic:

1. I make the layovers long – because airports feel like my childhood home.

2. So here it is, my Ode To Airports.

3. Date night tonight! Whoot, Whoot!

4. Toilet paper can be used for more than – well – you know.

5. How do you teach offense and defense and play a full-court basketball game with 1st and 2nd graders who can’t even dribble? It’s difficult – very difficult – if you want to know the truth.