1. My cough sounds like a sneeze. My sneeze sounds like a typhoon.

2. Will great literature ever return?

3. I think everyone would do better if they quit caring so much about their careers. Just do your best – and take the ego and expectation out of it. (And read this book.)

4. In a void, nothing can be found by looking only inwardly.

5. You people need to slow down on the way to work. Good-grief. Relax. Your job is not that important. See above.

1. 50 year old men arguing about what a particular college football coach “should” be doing makes me laugh. Get a hobby dude. Or, at least a better one.

2. This is still blowing my mind.

3. I know of no adult in regular conversation that brings up where they went to college. If one does bring it up – they went to Texas A&M. 🙄

4. I have no bandwidth for temporary fashion, you too?

5. Boarding this flight to Phoenix is a motley crew of the usual suspects – not like boarding a flight to Lubbock – where everyone looks like they’re just dreading work tomorrow.