1. I don’t like emailing people back in 30 seconds. I don’t want them to expect a 30-second reply.

2. If possible, let the natural consequences do the parental punishing.

3. Being a professional writer would be awesome. But I make more in 30 days as an investor than I have ever made writing combined.

4. Let’s give our children more hand-written notes.

5. Wife: “You have something weird on your lip. I don’t know how else to say that.”

Me:

1. Which two U.S. state capitals rhyme but share no vowels? Boston and Austin.

2. Don’t accidently give your kids name a negative association.

3. Stop trying to use Facebook Messenger with me. I don’t use it and I don’t need one more app. There are plenty of other ways to contact me. Ugh.

4. 6 persuasion tools in a video.

5. “Uh, I think people underestimate how busy we are.”