1. Google the word “askew” and check out the results. That’s just good humor.
2. Can < Bottle < Tap
3. A coffee bean is actually a fruit pit. Ok. Whatever.
4. I will never understand the over-sized wheels people put on their trucks.
5. Gandhi never won the Nobel Peace Prize. Come again?
6. Keeping your mouth shut can sometimes take you further than opening it will.
7. Google “atari breakout” in Google Images. That can kill some time.
8. I am not sure how I worked before dual monitors became the norm.
9. Chronic sinus infections can be insufferable. Maybe I should move to Key West.
10. The itch to travel gets worse for me almost every time I scratch it.