![How I Feel Every Morning Before Coffee](https://i0.wp.com/sterlingterrell.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/1-17.jpg?fit=636%2C420&ssl=1)
How do I feel every morning before coffee?
I feel like, I need you to stop.
I need you to not talk.
I need you to not bother me.
It is not personal. It has nothing to do with you.
Please don’t talk. Please don’t ask questions. Please don’t expect coherence.
I need coffee.
For this hour, coffee should be expected.
“There’s nothing worse than the banal chirpiness of another human being when you are in a state of deep, heavy, existential reflection.”
-Tom Hodgkinson, How To Be Idle (Amazon)