1. I’m teaching my child to ride a bike. In a way, it’s one of the sweetest, most tender, things.
2. Can people not simply leave other people alone? I guess not.
3. I’m feeling judgy, a little judgy, this week.
4. I have published much. And I have no plans to stop.
5. Do not buy a house. Have a yard of rocks. There. I saved you a thousand never-ending chores.