1. Five-year-olds playing basketball for the first time are a perfect blend of beautiful innocence and dumpster fire.
2. Few can consistently be a top performer. (This is why champions repeat infrequently.)
3. You heard it here first: I may take a stab at creating a job board. Eek.
4. Admit it, our level of consumerism is nuts.
5. Seriously, who is shopping at Drug Emporium in Lubbck?