1. “She played the fiddle in an Irish band
But she fell in love with an Englishman
Kissed her on the neck and then I took her by the hand
Said, Baby, I just want to dance” – Ed

2. No really. Call for help like this.

3. A/C and hot water heater shot on the same day. Come on.

4. Tupperware parties are legit for a reason.

5. Ok. Fine. Good-grief. I will CONSIDER a minivan.

1. At what age do you go from wanting the top bunk to the bottom bunk?

2. Even after reading about it, it’s still weird that shows use canned laughter.

3. Send backlinks: HERE.

4. I need to read a good book on the Hajez. Or write one?

5. And I am paying more attention to birds these days, oddly.