1. I will not take it personal when someone I know unsubscribes from my newsletter. I will not take it personal. I will not take it personal.

2. I love a marketing idea with a little audacity.

3. Well, apparently “nursemaid elbow” is a thing.

4. Yes, there are poisonous snakes in Maine. But you probably won’t remember it.

5. Never designate a beneficiary on an account. It supersedes your will. How stupid is that?

1. After I became a parent, I realized my greatest dream was for my children.

2. My website is, clearly, not for everyone.

3. Sometimes, not even coffee can save the morning.

4. Good investing and art is a numbers game.

5. I am convinced, if you say more than one or two sentences in most marketing, you will lose 99% of the audience.