1. You know what? It might not get easier. Watch the video in #5.

2. Smile at the next person you see. Try it. You’re about guaranteed they smile back.

3. “I think I had a sarcasm once.”

4. Sometimes the cliche is right on.

5. Well, I am pre-ordering this the day it comes out.

1. Come on now oil, back to $80 a barrel.

2. Don’t ever sit in the suite at the football game. You will never want to go back and sit with the common folk.

3. I will type the next 5 things I hear: “Cough. Cough. Cough. Cough. Cough.”

4. Ok, well that’s a little bit scary.

5. No. Worms do not have eyes.