1. Five-year-olds playing basketball for the first time are a perfect blend of beautiful innocence and dumpster fire.

2. Few can consistently be a top performer. (This is why champions repeat infrequently.)

3. You heard it here first: I may take a stab at creating a job board. Eek.

4. Admit it, our level of consumerism is nuts.

5. Seriously, who is shopping at Drug Emporium in Lubbck?

1. As an adult, you have to take the garbage out more than you would think.

2. I have a feeling that these transitions are not at all pleasant.

3. Being an adult is being tired 90% of the time.

4. It probably takes getting ghosted ten times to get one decent lead.

5. Want to improve your mental health by 20%? Go start lifting weights 3-4 times a week.