1. Beignets are sopapillas with powdered sugar on them, instead of honey.
2. The years are too few and, frankly, way too full of trouble.
3. Some dogs were just made for water. Some birds too, now that I think about it.
5. I heard a joke I liked this last week:
Mom: Go to bed.
Daughter: (5-year-old, yelling from her room) Can you bring me a glass of water?!
Mom: No. Time for that is over. Please, go to bed.
Daughter: Mom! Please can you bring me a glass of water?!
Mom: No. If you ask me that again I am going to spank you. Go to bed!
Daughter: Mom. When you came in here to spank me, can you bring me a glass of water?