1. Beignets are sopapillas with powdered sugar on them, instead of honey.
3. Some dogs were just made for water. Some birds too, now that I think about it.
5. I heard a joke I liked this last week:
Mom: Go to bed.
Daughter: (5-year-old, yelling from her room) Can you bring me a glass of water?!
Mom: No. Time for that is over. Please, go to bed.
Daughter: Mom! Please can you bring me a glass of water?!
Mom: No. If you ask me that again I am going to spank you. Go to bed!
Daughter: Mom. When you came in here to spank me, can you bring me a glass of water?