1. I went into the bathroom without my phone and found a peace I didn’t know still existed.

2. Advice to an aspiring intellectual – or writer.

3. Good-grief this house can go through some ketchup and Parmesan cheese.

4. Let’s be wealthy and smart.

5. I need to keep in touch with friends better. Starting now.

1. If you are a nameless member of an overly muscular security team in a Hollywood action film, be afraid. Be very, very afraid.

2. Don’t you ever type “Layed Off.”

3. Sunday nights, 9 PM to 11:59 PM, I rebel from normal life a little bit. Just a little bit.

4. Stop with the sales and discounts.

5. The secret, is that there is no secret.