1. I loved all the social apps once upon a time. Now they all feel like a time suck.

2. No really. Why is cheer competition makeup like that?

3. Afternoon naps are underrated.

4. Your feelings are not reality.

5. My half-birthday was yesterday, 41.5. I don’t know if it’s just in my head or not – but I feel every bit of this. Like a weight heavy enough to drown me. The lethargy.

1. If you are hiring and require a cover letter – I hope the fleas of 1,000 camels infest your armpits.

2. Work -> Money -> Assets -> Wealth -> Freedom

3. I read it somewhere and now I can’t find it in my notes. But as I get older, I know it to be true: “All problems are theological problems.”

4. The parent/child relationship is such an emotional one. I learn this better every decade.

5. The more I study people at the pool – the more thankful I am for chlorine.