1. What is the best flavor of Gatorade? And why is it lemon-lime?

2. Bathos? Come again?

3. Stop. Stop talking. Think about what you want to say. And now say it in one sentence. There that’s better.

4. At this point, I need to let my mind do this for a year. Or two.

5. Well you said thank you but it sounded like…

1. I just love big messy families.

2. On the meaning of human life.

3. Stewardess:

There will be no food or drinks served on this flight.

Stewardess, two seconds later, to a person in front of me in first-class:

Can I get you a cocktail and a snack?

4. I am not sure why, but I found this short video absolutely enchanting.

5. The coffee is not strong. You are weak.