1. I’ve hit that point in packing where I don’t care if we forgot anything.

2. You measure everything against your youth.

3. The older I get, the fewer movies I find theater worthy.

4. All Victories Are Empty?

5. As a parent, OIT is terrifying to consider for the first time.

1. These are legit prairie dogs. Not corner of 82nd and Marsha Sharp city dogs.

2. These guys played in the first college football game.

3. I just ate at a Mexican restaurant that offered chips and salsa – for $2.50. My head is going to explode.

4. Heroes get old too.

5. Do not tickle the driver.